The Pope Wasn’t Arrested (or) I’m Not Making This Up

A weekend rumor may help explain why some of my social media was very sluggish yesterday.

Briefly:

  • Pope Francis wasn’t arrested
  • The Vatican wasn’t blacked out
  • Military officers and/or the FBI haven’t put the Pope in a secret prison

And, while I’m at it, I’ll speculate that shape-shifting space-alien lizard-men have not taken over Des Moines, Iowa. Bear in mind that I’m one of those folks who believe that the Illuminati are not really a front for the Leprechaun-Pixie cabal. Which doesn’t exist. 😉

And I figure that the Catholic News Agency, CNA, isn’t secretly plotting to enslave humanity.

Anyway, here’s what CNA said this morning:

Why is the internet abuzz with false claims of a ‘Vatican blackout’?: A CNA Explainer
CNA Staff (January 11, 2021)

“…The website claimed that Pope Francis was arrested on Saturday, Jan. 9 ‘in connection with an 80- count indictment of charges including possession of child pornography, human trafficking, incest, possession of drug paraphernalia and felony fraud.’…”
“…Has Pope Francis said anything about ‘fake news’?
“Yes. He dedicated his 2018 message for World Communications Day to the topic, arguing that ‘fake news’ dates back to the temptation of Adam and Eve by the serpent in the Garden of Eden.
“‘The strategy of this skilled “Father of Lies” (John 8:44) is precisely mimicry, that sly and dangerous form of seduction that worms its way into the heart with false and alluring arguments,’ he wrote….”

More seriously, the CNA article is a reality check for the weekend’s rumors: including what they were and where they came from.

Since they follow my culture’s familiar ‘the Catholic Church is a terrorist organization’ pattern, I figure we’ll be running into this for quite a while. And, maybe it’ll be running into us. And that’s almost another topic.

At any rate, I’d better get back to the day’s tasks.

After sharing my usual list of not-entirely-unrelated posts:

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Fog, Frost, Feelings: and Another Washington SNAFU


(Looking across the street last Saturday. (January 2, 2021))

This week’s weather has included, for the most part, dense or patchy freezing fog.

I figure the weather, and Washington news, have been affecting my mood. Or should that be “has been affecting?”

On a more objective note, we’ve had dicey driving and good photo opportunities. But not as good as last Saturday’s, with its sunshine and blue skies.

Frosted Trees


(From a window near my desk: a nice, if snug, view. (January 8, 2021))

squirrel on a lunch break, outside my window. (October 5, 2020)Thanks to the previous owner’s planting preferences, a window near my desk provides a clear view of a tree’s interior.

I’m not sure what they had in mind, but I enjoy the occasional glimpse of birds or a squirrel perching, eating, or debating.

A quick check this Friday told me that freezing fog had frosted the trees’ interiors. This particular clump of trees, anyway.

It’s pretty, in a subdued sort of way.

And Bushes


(Frost on bushes outside the house. (January 8, 2021))

So is the frost that’s accumulated on bushes. We’ve had another day of freezing fog, with little wind to shake it off. That makes three foggy days in a row, so far.

I’d planned on getting a picture of the same twigs this afternoon. But something’s removed an identifiable curvy twig. Maybe the night’s and morning’s frost hid it. Or maybe I just didn’t notice it. So I took a picture of another part of the same set of bushes.


(Frost on a different part of those bushes, after a third day’s fog. (January 9, 2021))

There’s more to say about the science and beauty of freezing fog, but that will wait for another time.

Thinking about frost reminded me of rime, which reminded me of an old poem.

Oddly enough, “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” isn’t an ode to fog or frost. Although the poem mentions both.1

“…At length did cross an Albatross:
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God’s name….

“…Her beams bemocked the sultry main,
Like April hoar-frost spread;
But where the ship’s huge shadow lay,
The charmed water burnt alway
A still and awful red….”
(“Rime of the Ancient Mariner;” Part the First, Part the Fourth; Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798) via ProjectGutenberg.org)

The Ancient Mariner’s troublesome voyage — is another topic, for another day. Several days, most likely. It’s a long poem.

Sound and Fury, News and Opinion

Edison Lee comic: does anyone even know what truth looks like any more?“2021 storming of the United States Capitol” may or may not stick as a name for whatever happened last Wednesday. I’m even less certain about what actually happened.

Judging from what I’ve seen in the news, several people were killed in or near the building housing America’s Congress. This happened on January 6, 2021.

At least one of Wednesday’s dead may have been an alleged attacker or rioter.

Assuming that all this is at least partly true, something bad seems to have happened in my nation’s capital.

But I don’t know nearly enough to have a reasoned opinion about what happened. Not in any detail. Much less who is responsible and to what extent.

America’s traditional news media asserts that the attackers — or rioters — support America’s president. And that America’s president is directly or indirectly responsible for their actions.

Again, I don’t know what happened. Or who arranged the incident.

I’m just summarizing what I see in my country’s traditional news media.

Aside from several deaths, a significant result of the attack was an uncharacteristically prompt show of legislative support for the chap who ran against the president in our recent election. Apparently. But I haven’t heard or read much about that action recently.

Other possibly-significant results include at least two social media services banning the American president. And, maybe, the start of a renewed and urgent discussion of restrictions for non-traditional news services.

I gather that these actions are intended to defend democracy. By silencing folks who lack sufficient enthusiasm for my country’s proper rulers.

Not that anyone’s been quite that blunt about it.

Emotions, Freedom and Viewpoints

'I'd force peace right down their bloodthirsty throats.' Deacon Mushrat in Walk Kely's Pogo. (1952)I’m upset, worried and angry about what happened on Wednesday.

I’d be much more upset, worried and angry if I didn’t remember my ‘good old days.’

My teens almost exactly overlap the Sixties.

I think ‘the establishment’ of those days sincerely believed that they were defending America, democracy and freedom. And, thinking back on what was happening, I figure many of them were frightened. Terrified.

Their world was changing. Science and technology weren’t solving every problem.

The nation’s youth seemed ill-suited for their assigned role as torchbearers for liberty, conformity and suburban living. If that sounds familiar, it should. I said pretty much the same thing a couple years back. (May 12, 2018)

I was nowhere near the craziest of ‘those crazy kids.’ But I wasn’t willing to support the status quo then, or to try believing that “freedom” means “free to agree with me.”

A half-century later, ‘the establishment’ has different viewpoints, slogans and preferences. And, I very strongly suspect, they are driven by the same fervor for freedom: freedom to agree with them.

Change happens. It was happening in the Sixties. It’s happening now. And change can be a good thing.

Making Sense

'TDNN Totally Depressing News Network: What's Wrong With the World.I don’t like what I’m seeing in America’s old-school news. And I take what I see in any media with at least a crate of salt. Sometimes a barge.

As I said before, I have nowhere near enough reliable information to form a reasoned opinion about Wednesday’s killings and other events in my nation’s capital.

And as if Washington’s more-than-usually daft shenanigans weren’t enough, COVID-19 precautions now preclude singing during Mass, at least by the congregation. I most emphatically don’t like that.

But I’m quite sure that ranting won’t help anything or anyone. Me, least of all. And letting anger morph into hatred for individuals or groups would be worse.

Instead, I’ll talk about feelings and something I think is a good idea.

Feeling, thinking and Deciding

Antics of the frighteningly fervent faithful aren’t, I think, reasonable.

But faith and reason do get along. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 35, 154-159)

If I use the brains God gave me.

That’s an option, not a requirement.

Nothing forces me to think about what I believe, wonder why I believe it, or what I should do because I believe it.

Like every other human, I’m a “rational animal.” (Catechism, 1951)

I can make decisions based on reason rather than how I’m feeling.

But I don’t have to. I also have free will. (Catechism, 1730, 1778, 1804, 2339)

Letting emotions and impulses guide may be easier than thinking, But my experience suggests that I’m better off if I think before I act.

Emotions are part of being human, too: part of a package that’s “very good.” An emotion isn’t “good” or “bad” by itself. What matters is what and how I think about the emotion, and what I decide to do about it. (Genesis 1:2731; Catechism, 1763, 1767)

What I feel, think and do should continually honor and obey God. (Catechism, 1770)

They’re not, I don’t, and that’s yet another topic.

A couple more points, and I’ll move on.

The fundamental emotion is love: the love that urges us to help others. (Catechism, 1767, 2534-2550)

That sort of love is a good idea.

Obviously — or maybe not so much — I shouldn’t do something bad because I want to help someone. The end doesn’t justify the means. (Catechism, 1753, 1789)

This may sound familiar, too. (June 6, 2020)

Praying

Sauk Centre Adoration chapel: 'Quiet please, prayer in progress.'Prayer is part of being Catholic. And it’s a good idea. (Catechism, 2558-2565, 2566-2567, 2568-2589, …)

It’s always a good idea, even when I don’t necessarily feel like praying for someone.

Maybe especially then, and that’s yet again another topic.

Anyway, the U.S. Bishops’ president said that he was “…praying for members of Congress and Capitol staff….” I think that makes sense:

U.S. Bishops’ President Condemns Violent Protests and Prays for Safety as Chaos Threatens U.S. Capitol
Public Affairs Office, USCCB (January 6, 2021)

“…’I join people of good will in condemning the violence today at the United States Capitol. This is not who we are as Americans. I am praying for members of Congress and Capitol staff and for the police and all those working to restore order and public safety….
“…I entrust all of us to the heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary. May she guide us in the ways of peace, and obtain for us wisdom and the grace of a true patriotism and love of country.'”

I also think that staying calm is a good idea. Even if it is challenging.

‘I Think That I Shall Never See, A Poem Frosty as a Tree’


(Friday: a serene, or dreary, day. Depending on viewpoint. (January 8, 2021))

“Frosty as a tree?” That’s not how the poem goes:

Trees
Joyce Kilmer (1913)
“I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree….”

I’d planned on finishing this post on Saturday. Since I’m running out of Saturday, this is a good place to stop.

Besides, I’ve talked about the principles presently in play before:


1 Being frosty, and something not quite completely different:

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Rereading Christopher Marlowe’s “Doctor Faustus”

“Dr. Faustus” keeps coming back.

Christopher Marlowe’s play, I mean, not Johann Georg Faust.

J. G. Faust lived five centuries back. Give or take a bit. Extracting his biography from folk legends, chapbooks and assorted other retellings? I’ll leave that for someone else.

I haven’t read or discussed “Faustus,” since 2012. So I’ll be rereading the play, looking what I wrote then, thinking about it and sharing the results. Together with whatever else comes to mind as I go along.


“…A Sound Magician is as a Mighty God…”

I’ll say this for Marlowe’s Dr. Faustus. He had high self-esteem:

All things that move between the quiet poles
Shall be at my command: emperors and kings
Are but obeyed in their several provinces,
Nor can they raise the wind, or rend the clouds;
But his dominion that exceeds in this,
Stretcheth as far as doth the mind of man;
A sound magician is a mighty god:
Here, Faustus, tire thy brains to gain a deity.
(“Faustus,” Marlowe (1604) Edited by The Rev. Alexander Dyce)

I figure “hubris” is more accurate. Along with unreasonable expectations.

Marlowe’s “Dr. Faustus” involves hearty helpings of magic and science: as presented in Elizabethan theater. Since I’m not an Elizabethan Englishman, I’d better talk about how I see magic and all that.

“Magic?”


(From Stanley De Brath, John Lobb; via Wikimedia Commons; used w/o permission.)
(Left, “Supernormal Portrait” taken at the British College of Psychic Science (1924);
right, alleged spirit photography by Thomas Everitt (1909).)

I think magic is a bad idea. And I think magic is harmless entertainment. Or it’s unfamiliar technology. Or something exciting, like “Disney on Ice.”

Which definition applies depends on context. And who’s talking.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
(A. C. Clarke’s Third Law (ca. 1962))


“…’For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe: though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel.’…”
(“The Fellowship of the Ring,” J. R. Tolkien (1954))


Faustus.…How pliant is this Mephistophilis,
Full of obedience and humility!
Such is the force of magic and my spells:
No, Faustus, thou art conjuror laureat,
That canst command great Mephistophilis:
Quin regis Mephistophilis fratris imagine.”
(“Faustus,” Marlowe (1604) Edited by The Rev. Alexander Dyce)

Definitions

One person’s “sufficiently advanced technology” might be another’s word processor and spreadsheet.

I suspect that uneven distribution of IT skills contributes to my culture’s technophobic undercurrents.

That, and the steep learning curve we’ve been on since upgrades of Edmund Cartwright’s power loom destabilized the weaving industry.

Magic that’s harmless entertainment includes sleight of hand and levitation illusions: the sort of thing Howard Thurston did.1

I’m not sure why his promotional art showed him getting Mephistophelian assistance. Cincinnati’s Strobridge Lithograph company made that “Mr. Kellar Says” poster in 1910.

My guess is that Howard Thurston was appealing to America’s taste for seances, spirit photographs and the like. I wouldn’t be comfortable with his marketing strategy, but I’m not a stage magician trying to make a living.

Sleight of hand, card tricks, prestidigitation and Otis Elevator technology isn’t the sort of magic I think is a bad idea.

Neither is prayer. That might take some explaining.

Prayer isn’t Magic

Lenten chaplet.Prayer is part of being Catholic. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 25582565, 25662567, 25682589, …)

Some of my regular prayers, like the Divine Mercy chaplet,2 involve saying the same words each time.

But the Divine Mercy chaplet isn’t magic.

I’m not making something happen by performing a set ritual. And I’m sure not making God do anything. If I thought that’s what I was doing, I’d be believing in “magic,” superstition. And that would be a bad idea. (Catechism, 2111)

With the Divine Mercy chaplet, I’m asking God to “have mercy on us and on the whole world:” so it’s an intercessory prayer. Or maybe a prayer of petition, since I’m included in “us” and “the whole world.”

Intercession and petition are two of the five varieties of prayer, along with blessing and adoration, thanksgiving and praise. (Catechism, 26232643)

I talked about that last August, in connection with the blast in Beirut. (August 11, 2020)

I figure the Divine Mercy chaplet is a prayer of meditation and contemplation, too; and that’s another topic. Topics.


Reality and Reputation

Tales grow in the telling. Someone said that first, I have no idea who. I figure the idea, if not the exact words, was ancient beyond measure when Sneferu didn’t quite make the first smooth pyramid.

Here are two real people whose biographies became — embroidered.

Albertus Magnus: Posthumous Reputation Based (Loosely) on Actual Events

Liebig's Extract of Meat Company Trading Card, 1929
(From Chemical Heritage Foundation, via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.
(Albertus Magnus: featured on a 1929 trading card.)

Backing up a bit, technology isn’t bad, or good, by itself. Neither is science. Each of us decides how we use knowledge and tools. Whether they help or hurt depends on us. (Catechism, 22922295)

Technology isn’t “magic,” except in a metaphorical sense. And neither is science.

That didn’t keep St. Albertus Magnus from getting a posthumous reputation for practicing magic. And alchemy.

The “alchemy” prestige, or maybe notoriety, was ‘based on actual events.’

Albertus Magnus studied alchemy: the sort that got rebranded as “chemistry” a few centuries later. (October 18, 2018; January 12, 2018)

Mr. Squibbs and 'tampering with things man was not supposed to know.I very strongly suspect that tales about Albertus Magnus getting help from rogue spirits reflect an uneasiness regarding study of the natural world.

I’ve talked about that before, and will again.

St. Albertus Magnus was a natural philosopher, the sort we started calling “scientists” after William Whewell’s 1834 book review. (July 20, 2019)

The Albertus Magnus in European tall tales is mostly fiction. But St. Albertus Magus was and is real.3

And that, finally, gets me back to “Dr. Faustus.”

“Dr. Faustus:” Based on Actual Stories

Frontpiece from a 1620 printing of 'Doctor Faustus,' showing Faustus conjuring Mephistophilis.Marlowe’s Faustus is fiction. But “Dr. Fausus” is based, loosely, on a real person.

Johann Georg Faust lived, bamboozled and died around 1500. Part of his stock in trade was posing as a magician and/or alchemist.

Think of him as a German Renaissance bunco artist.

He enjoyed a measure of success until someone or something wrung his neck.

Lurid tales of J. G. Faust’s alleged Satanic connections and wretched end eventually inspired Christopher Marlowe’s “The Tragicall History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus.”

Faust’s fictional fame didn’t end there. Marlowe wrote his “Dr. Faustus” in 1590, give or take a couple years.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe started writing “Urfaust” between 1772 and 1775. By 1831 he’d finished “Faust. Eine Tragödie” and “Faust. Der Tragödie zweiter Teil in fünf Akten:” “Faust Part One” and “Faust Part Two.”

There’s been no shortage of Faust reboots since then.4 Highlights include:

  • Irving’s 1824 “The Devil and Tom Walker”
  • Wilde’s 1891 “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
  • Mann’s 1947 “Faust” novel

Will The Real Christopher Shakespeare Tudor Please Stand Up?

Don’t get me wrong. I think there’s value in scholarship and academic studies.

One of my kids said that at heart I’m a scholar and a philosopher: and she’s right. She also said I’m eccentric. She’s right about that, too, and that’s yet another topic.

Maybe my respect for scholarship is why I’ve got a short fuse when it comes to academia’s occasional digressions into weirdness.

Christopher Marlowe

Christopher Marlowe, by some anonymous artist, maybe showing Marlowe at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge.Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were both baptized in 1564.

Shakespeare signed his will and died in 1616.

Christopher Marlowe died in 1593, probably from a stab wound which may or may not have been immediately fatal.

And/or Marlowe was struck down by the wrath of God, with a naughty servant as a vengeful deity’s agent.

Applying 21st century forensic science to the question may be tricky.

Marlowe’s grave is unmarked. That may or may not be due to his death being an assassination ordered by the Queen. Or Sir Walter Raleigh. Maybe some other VIP arranged Marlowe’s demise.

Make that alleged demise. Marlowe-themed alternate histories abound. Maybe Marlowe’s death was faked: the playwright’s way of surviving accusations of atheism. And/or maybe his way of retiring quietly.

“Alternate histories” isn’t quite correct in this context. Scholarly discussions of what ‘really’ happened to Marlowe apparently assume that the ‘what-if’ versions are real.

Oddly enough, I haven’t run across claims that Marlowe’s death was faked by Shakespeare, who had been using “Marlowe” as a nom de plume and/or alter ego.

On the other hand, saying that Marlowe wrote Shakespeare and/or was a secret agent for her majesty have both been in vogue.

And I can see why. “‘Marlowe. Christopher Marlowe,’ said Agent 00¾,” sounds cool.

I don’t know if “everybody wrote Shakespeare except Shakespeare” is still in fashion. My guess is that the notion’s popularity has peaked. Learned statements that Marlowe was homosexual and/or an Elizabethan spy are apparently still current.5

Maybe he was both or either. I take efforts to define someone living in the late 16th century by standards of the 20th and 21st — with a few crates of salt.

But I won’t let that stop me from adding my splinter to the weirdness.

Marlowe Didn’t Write Shakespeare — Marlowe IS Shakespeare!!!

I don’t believe this, but think about it: Marlowe and Shakespeare were (allegedly) baptized the same year. They both lived in England. Both were playwrights.

They even look alike! Same eyebrows, pretty much the same chin.

It’s so obvious! Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare are the same person!!!

Or maybe this sounds less implausible —

Marlowe went to college. Shakespeare didn’t. (That’s real. I’m making up what’s next.)

They both wanted to write plays, but Bill was the one with talent.

Marlowe, on the other hand, had high-society connections. Bill didn’t.

So Chris hired Bill as a ghostwriter, cadging cash from his upper crust buddies.

That went on for years, until Bill got famous and Chris welshed on a loan. Then C. Marlowe was killed, or skipped town, and B. Shakespeare became even more famous.

Or Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were really Queen Elizabeth, who let off steam by dressing up as a playwright. And she had both alter egoes “killed” when folks started asking questions.

No, I really do not believe that.

But after reading enough learned ‘what really happened and who was really what’ papers, I feel like letting off steam. Or, in this case, sharing wildly-improbable nonsense.


Times Change


(From Sotheby’s, via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.)
(Procession portrait of Elizabeth I of England with her Knights of the Garter. (ca. 1601))

Elizabethan England: a golden age when wisdom ruled and men wore tights.

Life was good for Englishmen. Provided that they didn’t offend their betters and weren’t accused of being insufficiently Protestant.

England’s Elizabeth I inherited Henry VIII’s acquired wealth and lack of living critics.6 Comparative lack, anyway.

Four and one fifth centuries later, England’s upper crust wear loose trousers and don’t vie for a chance to carry the queen on their shoulders.

Times, clothing and customs change. Human nature, not so much.

Which is, I figure, why Marlowe’s “Dr Faustus” enjoys the occasional revival.

Despite, or maybe because of, lines like these:

Chorus.…Excelling all whose sweet delight disputes
In heavenly matters of theology;
Till swoln with cunning, of a self-conceit,
His waxen wings did mount above his reach,
And, melting, heavens conspir’d his overthrow;
For, falling to a devilish exercise,
And glutted now with learning’s golden gifts,
He surfeits upon cursed necromancy;
Nothing so sweet as magic is to him,
Which he prefers before his chiefest bliss:
And this the man that in his study sits.”
(“Faustus,” Marlowe (1604) Edited by The Rev. Alexander Dyce)

I’ve got more to say about Marlowe’s “Faustus,” but that will wait for another day.

And, finally, somewhat-related posts:


1 Technology and “the most famous magician of his time:”

2 An intercessory/meditative/contemplative prayer:

3 Albertus Magnus, alchemy and all that:

4 The many fictional faces of Faust:

5 Famous Elizabethan playwrights:

6 1509 to 1603, ‘Merrie Olde Englande:’

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Sunset, Nativity Scene, Freezing Fog and Frosted Trees


(The great convergence, probably behind those clouds. (December 22, 2020))

I could have put either of these two photos in an earlier post.

But I didn’t. So here they are now.


(Christmas lights: our kitty-corner neighbors. (December 22, 2020))

I may have gotten an hour’s sleep Friday night. That’s a best-case scenario.

That much insomnia, on top of two previous nights with less than normal sleep, left me feeling pretty good. But not clear-headed enough to try writing. Not the sort of writing that involves much thinking, at any rate.

So I relaxed, read part of John Dickson Carr’s “The Mad Hatter Mystery,” and got a few photos ready for sharing.

Happy New Year! Freezing Fog, Frosted Trees


(Morning after a freezing fog, looking across our back yard. (January 2, 2021))

Much of Minnesota had freezing fog Friday night. That’s not good news for travelers, but often leaves frosted trees. And, in our back yard, frosted plastic mesh.

The fog was more or less gone by mid-morning, or had lifted enough to become a low overcast. Either way, Saturday morning had subdued scenery.

Brian H. Gill family creche/nativity scene. (January 2, 2021) Figures from CMG's father's father, stable made by PMG.
(Our creche/nativity scene. (January 2, 2021))

My son made our nativity scene’s stable. The figures were my wife’s father’s father’s, and now they’re with us.

Tomorrow is Epiphany Sunday, so the Magi are still on their way to the stable in our household’s scene. Epiphany Sunday isn’t mainly about the Magi.

That’s something I’ve talked about before and probably will again. But not now. The Epiphany involves too many ideas for my temporarily fogbound brain.


(Around noon. Sunlight! Blue sky! Frosted trees. (And plastic mesh. (January 2, 2021))

It’s been a calm day, wind-wise. That gave me opportunity to take one of my favorite kind of winter picture: frosted trees. Above, you’re looking across our back yard to several others on this side of the block.


(Just a little after noon. Frosted trees. (January 2, 2021))

It’s now Saturday evening.

Epiphany Sunday is ahead. But first, I trust, I’ll get a good night’s sleep.

And I nearly forgot. I’ve talked about Epiphany Sunday and possibly-related topics before:

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New Year’s Eve, 2020: I Imagine We Will Survive

Today is New Year’s Eve. It’s also Saint Sylvester’s Day, the 420th anniversary of the British East India Company’s charter and the 141st anniversary of Thomas Edison’s incandescent light demo.

But mainly, I figure, for most Americans, today is New Year’s Eve.

The day before and day of a new year is a big deal for folks around the world. Which moment marks the start of a new annual cycle varies, depending on where and who you are.

My New Year’s Eve is the day I call December 31. It’s a little after Earth’s northern hemisphere winter solstice. Many folks in east Asia start a new year a month or two after that solstice.

Hardly anyone celebrates Akitu any more, and that’s another topic.1 Almost.

The Times Square Ball: Beacon Above an Unsquare Square

The Times Square Ball; from Countdown Entertainment's Untapped New York, used w/o permission.

There’s been a New Year’s Eve street party in New York City’s Times Square at least since December 31, 1907. That’s when The New York Times raised and dropped a big ball atop 1475 Broadway, AKA One Times Square.

The big ball drop has ended New Year’s Eve and started the new year ever since.

Most New Year’s Eves, anyway. World War II affected 1942’s and 1943’s street parties. The ball drop didn’t happen those years. Lighting a beacon over New York City for the convenience of German submarine commanders seemed inadvisable.

But the 20th century’s global war — I think of WW I and II as two phases of one conflict, and that’s yet another topic — is over now and hadn’t started in 1907.

The idea behind the 1907 ball drop was drawing attention to 1475 Broadway: headquarters of The New York Times since 1904.

Times Square was Longacre Square at the time. It was and is a stretched hourglass of pavement where Broadway and 7th Avenue overlap, between West 42nd and 47th Streets.

The 1: A 200-foot-tall digital billboard on One Times Square, New York City.And there you have it, a town square —

Shaped like a bow tie.

Named after a newspaper that started moving out of the square’s most famous building around 1912.

With a high-tech time ball mounted on a largely-unoccupied office building that’s mainly a place to put advertising billboards. Big ones. Several of them digital.2

NYE 2021 and COVID-19

Times Square New Year's Eve. TIMES SQUARE | The Official Website

This year’s Times Square party will be different —

Times Square New Year’s Eve 2021
(Times Square NYC (2020))

“Every year as the clock nears midnight on December 31, the eyes of the world turn once more to the dazzling lights and bustling energy of Times Square. Anticipation runs high….

“…Due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, NYE 2021 will NOT be open to the public this year — but there will be live performances, and we hope all of you will enjoy the virtual celebrations safely from the comfort of your own home….”

— But not so much for me.

I’ve never been to New York City. But I’ve dropped in on the Times Square New Year’s Eve street party rather often. Thanks to the Internet and living one time zone west of the Big Apple, I can be virtually there, and still get to sleep at a moderately reasonable hour.

I plan to virtually visit the Big Apple again this year. Even though the Waldorf Astoria Hotel has long since stopped hosting Guy Lombardo. I’ll get back to that, and how I see traditions with a lower case “t.”

New Traditions

World Youth Day, Rome. (2000)Singing John Lennon’s “Imagine” before the ball drop has been a Times Square tradition since 2005.

Maybe, if 2021 maintains 2020’s momentum, Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” will become another tradition.

“…Andra Day … will continue the New Year’s Eve tradition of singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ just before the Ball Drop. … Gloria Gaynor will be performing her classic, and very appropriate, hit ‘I Will Survive’ on New Year’s Eve, along with two other songs….”
(“Times Square New Year’s Eve 2021,” (Times Square NYC (2020))


“…I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me…
“…I’ve got all my life to live
And I’ve got all my love to give and I’ll survive
I will survive, hey, hey….”
(“I Will Survive,” Gloria Gaynor (1978) via lyrics.com)

Lyrics, Conventional and Otherwise

Either way, I suspect that “Imagine” lyrics will be Lennon’s own this year. I suspect the party planners don’t want a repeat of Cee Lo Green’s 2012 rendition.

Fans angry that Cee Lo changed ‘Imagine’ lyrics
Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, MSNBC/MSN (January 1, 2012)

“The lyrics of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ are well-known to generations of fans, and when Cee Lo Green changed them while performing in New York’s Times Square on New Year’s Eve, not everyone took it well.

“Instead of singing ‘Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too,’ Green instead sang, ‘Nothing to kill or die for, and all religion’s true.’…”


“…Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace….”
John Lennon, “Imagine” (1971) via oldielyrics.com)

I’m not overly fond of either Lennon’s “no religion too” or Green’s “all religion’s true.”

But I think Green’s lyric is closer to the mark.

Respect and Love

I’m a Catholic. I wouldn’t be Catholic if I didn’t think the Church was operating under our Lord’s authority.

But because I am a Catholic, I must acknowledge that other religions seek and have found facets of truth. And I should treat folks who don’t believe as I do with respect, love, prudence and patience. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 839848, 2104)

That is not, putting it mildly, easy. I live in a country where an endemic version of Christianity views Catholicism and Catholics as a threat to all that they hold dear. (December 19, 2020)

They’ve got a point, since many — most — Catholics aren’t Americans. And those of us who are Americans often have insufficiently English ancestors. And I’m drifting off-topic.

Instead of fretting over “no religion too” or “all religion’s true,” I prefer focusing on “Living life in peace.”

Our Traditions aren’t Tradition

Which sound nice: particularly after a year of political ranting, the Floyd riots and weirdness inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic. (July 11, 2020; June 28, 2020; March 31, 2020)

I’m forgetting something. Let me think. Saint Sylvester and Thomas Edison. Akitu and digital billboards. The Beatles and living life in peace. Right.

Singing “Imagine” just before a whacking great high-tech disco ball descends is a tradition. So is getting together to hear the song and making noise as the Times Square Ball goes down.

Those are traditions with a lower-case “t.”

I like some traditions.

I miss a few that have ended, like listening to Guy Lombardo on New Year’s Eve. He’s a musician and band leader who flourished from the late 1920s to the mid 1970s..3 Hearing a contemporary pop star belt out “Imagine” just isn’t the same.

But traditions don’t last forever.

That gives some folks conniptions. One of the blessings, perhaps, of 2020’s COVID-19 pandemic and election politics is that “traditional Catholics” haven’t been in the spotlight.

They’re folks who, over-simplifying the situation, believe that the Catholic Church hasn’t been Catholic since the 1960s.

Yesteryearning

Tissot's 'David Danced Before the Lord with All His Might.' (c. 1896-1902)I wasn’t a Catholic before Vatican II, and missed my opportunity to learn — incorrectly — that a local parish’s customs were the immutable laws of the Catholic Church.

“In the spirit of Vatican II” nonsense didn’t help tight-collar Catholics stay calm.

I like some of my parish’s traditions, like that big evergreen we have near the altar each Christmas season. But I understand that our local and regional traditions aren’t the Church’s Tradition: a living body of knowledge and wisdom, passed along from the Apostles.

That, the Bible and Magisterium — are topics that I’ve discussed before, and will again. But not today. (March 4, 2018)

For Auld Lang Syne


(Dik Browne’s “Hagar the Horrible” (February 25, 1973))

As 2020 draws to a close I find myself waxing nostalgic. Which is nothing like waxing my mustache, something I’ve never done.

Two or three more points, and I’m done. For now, that is.

First, about “I imagine we will survive.”

This has been a stressful year.

I don’t like any election year’s sound and fury, and enjoyed 2020’s even less.

The COVID-19 pandemic isn’t as bad as the Black Death. But it hasn’t been fun. At all.

But I think, paraphrasing that Gloria Gaynor song, we will survive. And, perhaps more important, I hope we do. And I hope my family and I do, too.

Second, I think there’s wisdom in remembering our past. Including the pleasant parts.

I remember the good old days when I watched Guy Lombardo’s final New Year’s Eve broadcasts.

And I look ahead to the days when folks will fondly recall their rosy memories of Gloria Gaynor, Cee Lo Green and chatbots.

Finally, here’s a bit of verse:

“…For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne….”
(“Auld Lang Syne,” Bard of Ayrshire (1788))

There’s more to say, but for the most part I’ve said it before:


1 December 31 and vaguely-related topics:

2 More than you need to know about:

3 A musician and two hotels:

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