Hating People: Not an Option

World Youth Day 2000, Rome, from sporki, via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.

This showed up in today’s news:

Twitter finds new ways to put hate speech on mute
(CNET)

Twitter Adds New Ways to Curb Abuse and Hate Speech
(The New York Times)

CNET’s piece quoted part of this Twitter blog post:

Progress on addressing online abuse
(November 15, 2016)

“…The amount of abuse, bullying, and harassment we’ve seen across the Internet has risen sharply over the past few years. These behaviors inhibit people from participating on Twitter, or anywhere….”

The Twitter post includes a link to their “Hateful conduct policy,” and I think both are worth reading. CNET’s article focused on what Twitter was doing. The New York Times followed its editorial policy in their fifth paragraph:

“…Many of Mr. Trump’s supporters also relied on a series of images — some anti-Semitic and others quietly coded as racist — to circulate hate speech on Twitter….”
(The New York Times)

Given the tone of the campaign, I don’t doubt that some folks who voted for Trump expressed themselves that way.

I am sincerely glad that the election is over, and hope that folks on all sides take a deep breath and remember what one candidate said: “Clinton expresses regret for saying ‘half’ of Trump supporters are ‘deplorables’.” (CNN)

“An Excuse for Hating People”

All that reminded me of a familiar sentiment I saw on Twitter last year:

“Sometimes I wish I was religious so I could have an excuse for hating people.”

Instead of seething with anger, I did a quick Google search.

The phrase, with exactly those words, showed up about 60 times back then. A bot had posted the earliest example I found on reddit.com, December 28, 2011.

Today I found nine results. Without the quotes, I got roughly 105,000,000 matches.

That’s a lot of folks discussing religion and hate. Some agreed with the “excuse for hating people” quote, some didn’t, and some discussed something completely different.

Last year’s “excuse for hating” quote hadn’t been directed at me, and came from an account that Tweets a lot of platitudes and quotations. Instead of firing back a response, I wrote a post that was like this one, only longer.

Imagine Love

I sympathize, a little, with folks who assume that religion and hate are inseparable — or that faith is for the addlepated.

As a teen, I tried listening to ‘Christian’ radio. The steady drip feed of guilt, interspersed with rants against commies and rock music, drove me to an all-rock station.

I learned to love rock and roll, eventually become a Catholic, and that’s another topic.

I haven’t run into quite the same weird mix of Bible trivia, divination, and numerology, since the 1960s. But ‘End Times Bible Prophecies’ are still part of American culture. (August 7, 2016)

I suspect that the strident ‘kill a commie for Christ’ crowd helped make John Lennon’s “Imagine” the best-selling single of his career:

“…Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace….”
John Lennon, “Imagine” (1971)
(posted oldielyrics.com)

Some Catholics sound and act like their ‘agree with me or be damned’ Protestant counterparts. That’s not, or shouldn’t be, what our faith is about. For two millennia, the Church has been passing along a message of hope and love.

Love: NO EXCEPTIONS

Jubilee of Mercy, Rome, from the Vatican, used w/o permission.

I’m “religious,” in the sense that I take my faith seriously.

But when I noticed myself hating American politicians, British musicians, or anyone else: my job is rooting out that hate, not expressing it.

God doesn’t hate me, or you.

God loves us, and wants to adopt us. All of us. (John 1:1214, 3:17; Romans 8:1417; Peter 1:34; Catechism of the Catholic Church, 2730, 52, 1825, 1996)

I take God’s love seriously, so I try to love God, love my neighbor, see everybody as my neighbor, and treat others as I’d like to be treated.1 Our Lord said it is important:

6 ‘Do to others whatever you would have them do to you. This is the law and the prophets.”
(Matthew 7:12)

” ‘Teacher, 21 which commandment in the law is the greatest?’
“He said to him, 22 ‘You shall love the Lord, your God, with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.
“This is the greatest and the first commandment.
“The second is like it: 23 You shall love your neighbor as yourself.
24 The whole law and the prophets depend on these two commandments.’ ”
(Matthew 22:3640)

Seeing everybody as my neighbor means everybody. No exceptions. I’ll talk about the Samaritan one of these days, but not today. You’ll find that story in Luke 10:3037.

Reason and Love, Briefly

I don’t feel “loving” all that often. Happily, I don’t have to.

Feelings, emotions, are part of being human. But what counts is what I decide to do about them. (Catechism, 17621770)

Making rational decisions is easier when my emotions and reason are in sync, and that’s yet another topic. (Catechism, 1775)

Where was I? Twitter, post-election news, the Beatles. Right.

I think humanity is made in the image of the God. (Genesis 1:27; Catechism, 356361, 17011709)

Each of us is someone, not something; a person — able to reason, and decide how we act — and in these ways like God. (Catechism, 357, 17001706)

If I say that I love God, loving my neighbor — all my neighbors — seems reasonable.

Our track record for using our reason and freedom is far from perfect. (Catechism, 17071709)

And that’s yet again another topic:


1 Love God, love my neighbor, see everybody as my neighbor: it’s simple, but not easy. (Matthew 5:4344, 7:12, 22:3640; Mark 12:2831; Luke 6:31 10:2527, 2937; Catechism, 1789)

The principle of reciprocity we call the Golden Rule isn’t, quite, unique to Christianity, and that’s still another topic.

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Satan Didn’t Make Me Do It

Gustave Doré illustration for Canto XXXIV of Divine Comedy, Inferno, by Dante Alighieri; via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.

Depending on who you listen to, Satan prowls Earth’s surface, lives in the White House, lurks in Hell, or doesn’t exist.

About Satan and devils in general, I think C. S. Lewis made a good point:

“…There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them. They themselves are equally pleased by both errors and hail a materialist or a magician with the same delight….”
(“The Screwtape Letters,” Preface, C. S. Lewis (1942))

I like most of Gustave Doré’s work. That’s his illustration for Canto XXXIV of Dante’sDivine Comedy,” Inferno.

Pictures, Symbols, and Reality

I also like some ‘religious’ art. But Bernhard Plockhorst’s “Guardian Angel,” and Bernini’s statue on the Ponte Sant’Angelo, don’t show angels the way they really are.

The first angels in Christian art we’ve found so far are in the Catacomb of Priscilla, in use from the late 2nd to the 4th century.

In art, they started looking like young men with wings. By the 19th century they looked like young women with wings.

They all look a bit like the Winged Victory of Samothrace and Nunut as shown on Tut’s pectoral plaque.

‘None of the above’ show what Satan or angels look like. No picture can. It’s a point René Magritte made in his “The Treachery of Images.” It is not a pipe. It’s a symbol, a realistic picture of a pipe. (July 17, 2016)

Angels are “spiritual, non-corporeal beings” with “intelligence and will,” persons who are as real as we are; but with no bodies. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 328-336)

Our word for them, “angel,” comes from Old English engel and Old French angele.

Those languages got it from Late Latin angelus, “messenger;” and that comes from Late Greek ἄγγελος, ángelos. The word goes back at least to Mycenaean Linear B, where it’s pronounced a-ke-ro; or thereabouts.

“Angel” is their job. They’re messengers, agents, for God. By nature, they’re spirits. (Catechism, 329)

“Your Mind Couldn’t Grasp It”

Tissot’s “Abraham and the Three Angels” shows pretty much what Abraham saw: three men. (Genesis 18:2)

One of them was God. The other two show up a little later, in Genesis 19:1, they’re identified as angels, and that’s another topic.

As for why the Almighty looked like one of three men: I suspect part of the reason is what George Burn’s character said in “Oh, God!”

“I don’t like to brag, but if I appeared to you just as God—how I really am, what I really am—, your mind couldn’t grasp it.”
(God, in “Oh, God!” (1977) via Wikiquote)

More seriously — I think part of 1 Corinthians’ discussion of love says how well we see ‘big picture’ realities at this point:

“At present we see indistinctly, as in a mirror, but then face to face. At present I know partially; then I shall know fully, as I am fully known.”
(1 Corinthians 13:12)

Folks had mirrors when 1 Corinthians was written; dark pools of still water for most, mirrors made from metal, glass, or stone if they could afford it. Glass-coated mirrors were an emerging technology then.

Stone and metal mirrors were far from perfect. As a Wikipedia page put it, “…they often produced warped or blurred images….” And that’s yet another topic.

Getting a Grip About “Sin”

In my experience, folks can mean quite a few things when they say “sin.”

When I’ve got my head screwed on straight, I mean an act which offends reason, truth, and God. (Catechism, 1849-1851)

Having a good, or bad, feeling about something may mean that it’s good or evil: or not. Emotions are part of human nature. They’re not good or bad by themselves. What matters is what we do about them, how we use our reason and will. (Catechism, 1765-1770)

I try to avoid (self-)righteous outrage about whatever’s upsetting me at the moment.

When I succeed, it’s no great virtue. I’ve played Dungeons & Dragons, still enjoy rock music, became a Catholic, and that’s yet again another topic.

The point is that I’ve been on the receiving end of moral panic too often to assume it’s necessarily reasonable or justified.

Knowing history helps.

That picture, from Martyrs Mirror, shows a November 13, 1554 execution. Ursula Werdum and her sister Mary Beckum were killed for being Mennonites. There was a war going on at the time, with the usual tensions.

As I keep saying, I do not miss the ‘good old days.’ (November 6, 2016)

Free Will and Options

Satan is not God’s evil twin. God’s God, everything and everyone else is a created being. (Genesis 1:1; Catechism, 279, 285)

God is the Almighty, infinitely good, and “a mystery beyond words;” (Catechism, 230) beyond time and space, and “here” in all places and all times. I do not fully understand God. I cannot. (Catechism, 206, 230, 268, 284, 300, 385, 639, 647-648, 2779)

God created Satan and all demons, which brings me to the downside of free will.

I can decide what I do or don’t do. I can accept or refuse truth. That freedom includes responsibility for consequences of my decisions. (Catechism, 144, 150, 1730-1742)

As long as I am alive, I can change my mind: repent after I have refused truth or chosen a wrong action. After I’m dead, my options are limited. I can choose life with God, or — not. (Catechism, 393, 1021-1022)

I’m not sure what “repenting” virtue would be called. In my considered opinion, that’d be daft. But the choice is possible.

Satan Has Limits

John Martin's Pandemonium, 1841, Web Gallery of Art, via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.

Satan and other demons are angels who said “no” to God’s will. The choice was/is theirs: willingly serve God, or willingly reject truth and their intended roles. Once they decided, their choice was irrevocable. (Catechism, 391-395, 414)

The problem isn’t “a defect in the infinite divine mercy.” It’s tied in with the nature of their existence.1 (Catechism, 393)

This should be obvious, but trying to make deals with or control demons is a very bad idea and we shouldn’t to it. (Catechism, 2116-2117)

Demons want us to get involved in their revolt against God. (Catechism, 414)

I don’t see a reason to oblige them, though.

Satan is powerful — but is only a creature, and has limits. “He cannot prevent the building up of God’s reign.” (Catechism, 394-395)

Flip Wilson made “the devil made me do it” a national catchphrase in the ’70s, but didn’t invent the idea. I mentioned Genesis 3:12 last week. (November 6, 2016)

The whole meltdown is in Genesis 3:1213. You know how it goes: Adam blames his wife and God, Eve blames the serpent, and we lose the lease to Eden.

Human nature hasn’t changed all that much, and we still try blaming others for our own faults. That’s probably what made Flip Wilson’s line so funny.

Psychological projection,2 conspiracy theories, and scapegoating; not so much. But I’ll leave that can of worms for another day.

More about faith, facts, and making sense:


1 St. John of Damascus, about Satan and demons:

2 Giambattista Vico apparently identified what we now call psychological projection in 1841, Ludwig Feuerbach said we made God in our image, and Sigmund Freud related projection to his psychoanalytic theory. That’s a vast oversimplification, and still another topic.

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Remembering Armistice Day

From Lx 121, via Wikimedia Commons, used w/o permission.

Today is Armistice Day. Over the decades it’s been called Poppy or Remembrance Day, and now Americans call it Veteran’s Day.

Some of the most sensible words I’ve read that apply to this holiday come from a comic strip character, and an American president:

“Y’know, it seems to be me this is all backwards….We, Ever’body, ought to keep our big mouths shut all the whole year long so’s we’d have time to think of two minutes worth of somethin. to say on the eleventh day of November.”
(Porky Pine, in Pogo; Walt Kelly (1953))

“Human nature will not change. In any future great national trial, compared to the men of this, we shall have as weak and as strong, as silly and as wise, as bad and as good.”
(Abraham Lincoln, Response to a serenade (November 10, 1864))

The day was originally named after the Armistice of 11 November 1918, signed at 11:00 a.m. Paris time: the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918. We’ve endured quite a few wars after “the war to end all wars,” and that’s another topic:

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Different Sorts of “Dead”

Deciding who’s dead and who’s not isn’t always easy. But getting the answer right can be a matter of life or death.

  1. “Beating Heart Cadavers”
  2. Defining Life and Death

Memento Mori and Carpe Diem

I turned 65 this year, and had a routine physical exam around the same time. That included getting asked if I had questions about life’s endgame: which isn’t how the nurse put it.

I said something like ‘we live, then we die,’ and shrugged. What else is there to say? Quite a bit, actually, and I’ve been over that before.1

Memento mori” — Latin for ‘remember your death,’ more or less — makes sense, in moderation. The phrase goes back to ancient Rome: “Respice post te. Hominem te memento,” a reality check for victorious generals.2

Recognition of approaching death can have a wonderfully focusing effect. But there’s wisdom in “carpe diem,” “seize the day,” too.

Horace said “carpe diem” in “Odes.” The idea that enjoying the ‘now’ makes sense is much older. It goes back at least as far as the “Epic of Gilgamesh” and Ecclesiastes 2:24. So does comparing folly and wind:

“…As for man, his days are numbered,
whatever he may do, it is but wind….”
(Gilgamesh to Enkidu, in “Epic of Gilgamesh;” tablet III, the Old Babylonian version; via Wikipquote)

4 ‘What the eyes see is better than what the desires wander after.’ This also is vanity and a chase after wind.”
(Ecclesiastes 6:9)

It’s hardly surprising that the Hebrews picked up imagery from Mesopotamian cultures, and that’s another topic.

As Genesis 1:31 says, we live in a world that’s “very good.” Enjoying “good things” is okay, within reason.

3 There is nothing better for man than to eat and drink and provide himself with good things by his labors. Even this, I realized, is from the hand of God.”
(Ecclesiastes 2:24)

“Before man are life and death, whichever he chooses shall be given him.”
(Sirach 15:17)

Presumed Dead

Folks live longer, on average, now than we did in the 19th century. But sooner or later each of us dies.

Medical science and tech that’s been helping us stay alive has also makes defining “death” trickier. That’s what this week’s articles are about.

Legally dead” and “medically dead” aren’t quite the same thing, which makes life — and death — even more complicated.

We’re very social creatures,3 so death leaves those around us with a body to deal with. Quite a few cultures bury or burn our dead. A few use exposure, like the Tibetan sky burial and Parsi towers of silence.

Edgar Allen Poe could have had a field day with the latter.

Overly-prompt burial can result in awkward situations. Quite a few patents for safety coffins date from the 18th and 19th century.

Cholera and assorted other epidemics, plus a natural skittishness about examining possibly-contagious corpses, made fears of waking up in a cozy little coffin not unreasonable. As I keep saying, I don’t miss ‘the good old days.’

What’s euphemistically called “unintentional live burial” is still possible. Police and emergency medical techs, not unreasonably, figured that a body they’d found soaking in a cold bathtub was dead. She wasn’t breathing, had no pulse, and was cold.

About three and a half hours later, funeral director John Matarese noticed that the “corpse” in a body bag was noisy. He called paramedics. As of January 25, 2005, ABC News said she was hospitalized and stable.

“Dead,” But He’s Better Now

Prospects for a merry Christmas didn’t look good for the Garza family in 1987. Their son, Alvaro, had fallen through a hole in the ice on the Red River between Moorhead and Fargo, North Dakota.

A recovery team spotted spotted his body and pulled the 11-year-old boy’s body out about 45 minutes later. He had no pulse, wasn’t breathing, and was limp as a noodle.

He was obviously dead.

When medical techs checked, his core body temperature was 77 degrees Fahrenheit — which probably saved his life. That, the mammalian diving reflex, having a hospital with a heart-lung machine nearby, and a family who wanted him to be alive. My opinion.

Folks at St. Luke’s hooked Alvaro Garza Jr. into the machine, which let them “take his blood and warm it up and put it right back in his body,” as St. Luke’s/MeritCare’s Roberta Young, RN, put it.

20 years later, Mr. Garza had four kids of his own: and a healthy respect for water.

Bodies and Health

There’s more to me than my body, but taking care of my body is important: within reason.

These days, that can include using replacement parts like cochlear implants or my hip joints.

Each of us is a body and a soul, “corporeal and spiritual.” (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 362370)

“Life and physical health are precious gifts entrusted to us by God. We must take reasonable care of them, taking into account the needs of others and the common good….”
(Catechism, 2288)

Taking reasonable care of my health is one thing. Idolizing the body is a bad idea, and we shouldn’t do it. (Catechism, 2289)

I could refuse “…medical procedures that are burdensome, dangerous, extraordinary, or disproportionate to the expected outcome….” (Catechism, 2278)

When I die, what’s left will still be a human body — minus my soul. I see that as a temporary situation: and I do not understand how the resurrection works. Not the nuts-and-bolts details. Happily, I don’t have to. (Catechism, 9881014, 1016)

Treating bodies of the dead with respect is important, “…in faith and hope of the Resurrection…..” (Catechism, 2300)

That’s why Catholics usually bury our dead: which doesn’t rule out autopsies and/or organ transplants in some cases. Cremation is okay, too, provided it’s not done as a denial of the resurrection of the body. (Catechism, 23002301)

And, like most folks, we like to be reasonably sure our loved ones are dead before burying them. Which brings me to two articles published around Halloween this year.


1. “Beating Heart Cadavers”


(From Getty Images, via BBC, used w/o permission.)
(“The loss of heart beat was once considered a sign of death, but we now know this need not be the end”
(BBC News))

The macabre fate of ‘beating heart corpses’
Zaria Gorvett, BBC (November 4, 2016)

“Their hearts are still beating. They urinate. Their bodies don’t decompose and they are warm to the touch; their stomachs rumble, their wounds heal and their guts can digest food. They can have heart attacks, catch a fever and suffer from bedsores. They can blush and sweat – they can even have babies.

“And yet, according to most legal definitions and the vast majority of doctors these patients are thoroughly, indisputably deceased.

“These are the beating heart cadavers; brain-dead corpses with functioning organs and a pulse. Their medical costs are astronomical (up to $217,784 for just a few weeks), but with a bit of luck and a lot of help, today it’s possible for the body to survive for months – or in rare cases, decades – even though it’s technically dead. How is this possible? Why does this happen? And how do doctors know they’re really dead?…”

This BBC Future article does a pretty good job of reviewing how folks define death: from an 1846 Academy of Sciences, Paris competition to today’s discussions of when it’s okay to break someone down for parts.

Eugène Bouchut won the 1846 prize for “the best work on the signs of death and the means of preventing premature burials.” He recommended using emerging tech, the stethoscope, to check for a heartbeat. No heartbeat for two minutes meant the patient is dead.

That definition caught on, which gave us sensational headlines back when open heart surgery was newsworthy.

Transplants and “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die”

Christiaan Barnard’s successful human-to-human heart transplant in 1967 was a major international story. I trust that the donor really was “essentially brain dead” when the doctor cut her heart out.

I was in high school then: and knew enough science to realize that ‘dead patient lives again’ headlines were stretching the truth.

That brings me to organ transplants, movies like “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die,” and getting a grip.

Oddly enough, that 1962 horror flick was almost based on real science.

Experiments in the Revival of Organisms” (“Эксперименты по оживлению организма”) showed a dog’s head being kept alive on a platter.

The 1940 documentary also showed the head moving, which would be impossible if it had been cut off where the film said it was. Maybe the scriptwriter goofed, or the narrator misspoke, or maybe the film is bogus. I don’t know.

Maximilian von Frey built an early prototype heart-lung machine in 1885, an early version of the Autojektor shown in that film.

Keeping a patient alive with an external pump wasn’t possible until Jay McLean and William Henry Howell discovered heparin in 1916. Practical oxygenators are yet another topic.

Skin grafts go back at least to Sushruta Samhita. Academics are still undecided on when Sushruta lived. My guess is that he was roughly contemporary with Cyaxares, and that his writings were updated about a half-millennium later.

Transplanted organs get rejected unless they’re from from the patient, possible for skin grafts; an identical twin; or immunosuppressive drugs shut down the patient’s immune system. A full-body transplant, as in “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die,” is — unlikely, at best.

Measuring Brain Activity

Scientists noticed that electrical impulses happen in brains in the 19th century. Richard Caton measured electrical activity on the surface of living rabbit and monkey brains in 1875. Adolf Beck did pretty much the same thing with rabbits and dogs.

Vladimir Pravdich-Neminsky published the first animal EEG in 1912, and don’t bother trying to remember those names. There will not be a test on this.

We don’t have science fiction’s ‘brain scanners’ yet. But tech like Functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) is getting close, and that’s yet again another topic.

We’ve learned a very great deal about how the brain works in the last few decades, which gives us a methods for defining “death,” and a lot of new questions.


2. Defining Life and Death


(From Khaled Al Hariri/Reuters, via The Atlantic, used w/o permission.)
(“The sculptor Mustafa Al’s exhibit, ‘Guillotine’ ”
(The Atlantic))

When Decapitation Doesn’t Mean Death
Haider Javed Warraich, The Atlantic (October 26, 2016)

A medical debate over the definition of death has led to some gruesome questions about exactly how far life can be stretched.

“A few years ago, I was working in the intensive-care unit when an elderly male, pale as chalk, was rushed into one of the empty rooms. He had recently been admitted to the hospital with a brain aneurysm so large that it was threatening to burst. But before he could get surgery, his heart stopped. After almost an hour of CPR failed, the man’s surgeon went to the waiting room to tell his family he didn’t make it.

“Fifteen minutes later, as I was managing a patient with a serious infection, a nurse came up to me and said that there was a problem: The dead man had a pulse. I went back to the man’s room and saw a clear, regular rhythm on the heart monitor. His wrist had a thready beat.

“The man had experienced something extremely rare: auto-resuscitation, also referred to as the Lazarus effect. Sometimes patients spontaneously recover a pulse after all resuscitative efforts have failed. It’s hypothesized this occurs because of some residual medications floating around in their sera, which provide a final push to their hearts to start beating. Whatever the cause, these patients’ resurrected heartbeats almost always fade again soon….”

Life was so much easier back when you’d figure someone was dead when they got really quiet. Then you buried them, digging them out if you heard them screaming.4

I said “easier,” not better.

The “Lazarus effect,” or Lazarus syndrome, showed up at least 38 times since 1982 in medical publications. The Atlantic article says that “these patients’ resurrected heartbeats almost always fade again soon.”

Two of the 11 cases described on Wikipedia’s Lazarus syndrome page recovered “fully.” Others died within a week or so. Judith Johnson lived at least long enough to sue the medical center where she was declared dead.

I’ll admit to having a personal bias about hasty assessments of death.

My father’s father got in the way of a collapsing crane. His body was put with others killed in the SNAFU. An alert medic noticed that one of the mangled “corpses” was bleeding, which saved my grandfather’s life.

His days as a construction worker were over. But he got an artificial leg, developed other skills, and that’s still another topic.

“Reanimated Abomination of Science?”

That’s what’s left of Lord Rudolf Selnikov in the jar. He looks happy in that panel because he’s realized that being (officially) “dead” frees him from the Storm King conspiracy. As he put it:

“…twisted and ruthless as you people are, throwing in with you is a step up.
(Girl Genius (February 4, 2011))

His body had been obliterated, along with his war stomper — it’s quite complicated, like most of the Girl Genius comic series, and mostly irrelevant to this post.5

He was “dead” in a legal sense. But his head was essentially intact. His medical status in the story at that point was a bit like an accident victim who was unconscious when taken to the emergency room.

We can’t grow a new body for someone. That sort of medical technology does not exist. Not yet.6 We can, however, keep someone’s body running long after the brain’s higher functions go offline. Or seem to.

I see that as a good thing, since folks occasionally wake up after falling into a “persistent vegetative state.” That’s not the same as locked-in syndrome, catatonia, coma, or dozing off in the waiting room.

Alive After Brain Injury

Before today’s imaging technologies, opportunities for learning how the brain works were largely limited to studying victims of horrific accidents, like Phineas Gage; or survivors of drastic medical treatments, like Henry Molaison.

Phineas Gage lost most of his left frontal lobe on September 13, 1848. His improbable survival got called “the American Crowbar Case:” but the iron tamping rod was a pointed cylinder, three feet seven inches long. It looked like a javelin, which most likely saved his life.

We’re still working out exactly what that the frontal lobe is for: it’s apparently where we do a lot of our thinking.

Phineas Gage recovered, and lived nearly 12 years after the accident. The facts of his case, including real changes in his behavior, weren’t nearly as exciting as the stories written about him.

Doctors cut out Henry Molaison’s hippocampus and parts of his temporal lobes on September 1st, 1953. It was a well-intentioned effort to cure his epilepsy. He lived for decades after the surgery.

Being used as a lab rat and other personal experiences gave me opportunities to learn that doctors aren’t always right: but in this case, removing part of the patient’s brain worked. Mr. Molaison no longer had epilepsy.

That was the good news. The bad news was that he had serious trouble with memory after the operation. That helped scientists learn how memory works: by noting how it didn’t work for him.

“It’s For Science”

Balancing the needs and well-being of the subject with our natural curiosity may be frustrating.

Remembering that balance would help us avoid atrocities like Auschwitz, Dachau, Unit 731, Tuskegee, and Willowbrook. (October 7, 2016)

Being curious comes with being human, or should be. Science and technology aren’t transgressions. They’re what we do, among other things. (Genesis 1:2731; Catechism, 31, 355361, 374379, 22922296, 2301)

But ‘it’s for science’ isn’t a good excuse for ignoring ethics. (Catechism, 22922296)

I’ve said this before, a lot:


1 Looking forward to death, in the sense of being aware that I’ve got a finite lifespan to work with and making rational use of my time, isn’t the same as having a morbid fascination with it: or shouldn’t be.

I see death in part as the end of a process that began with my baptism. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 1682)

I’m not looking forward to the final review we call particular judgment, but it’s unavoidable.

What matters then is how closely I’ve conformed myself to God’s will: how well I have loved. After that, have two basic options: Heaven, likely enough with a stopover in Purgatory; or Hell. I It’s my choice: God does not drag anyone, kicking and screaming, into Heaven or Hell. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 10211037)

2 “Respice post te. Hominem te memento,” “look around you. Man, you remember.” — Roman culture was a tad obsessed, by American standards, with death; so the victorious general would most likely remember that his death was upcoming. Turn that around, and contemporary American culture can seem curiously blind to the reality of life’s end. See Chris Grocock’s review of Catharine Edwards’ “Death in Ancient Rome,”

3 Like nearly all primates, humans are very social animals. We’re also opportunistic omnivores, like raccoons, which may be why some folks think they’re pests. Being smart critters with hands doesn’t help, I think. The raccoons, I mean, not the homeowners, and that’s another — you guessed it, another topic. Humans aren’t just animals, and I’ve been over that before. Often:

4 A coffin and two yards of dirt are effective acoustic insulation. The New York Times reported incidents in 1885 and 1886 when exhumation came far too late.

5 Selnikov is a minor character in the Girl Genius comic series:

6 Paolo Macchiarini tried growing a new windpipe for Claudia Castillo in 2008. What happened after that isn’t at all clear. Regenerative medicine was science fiction in my youth. It’s still highly experimental.

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Numbers and Nero

From Wiley Miller's Non Sequitur (December 31, 2011); used w/o permission.

I don’t have the ‘I’d rather be dead’ attitude of the deceased in that 2011 Non Sequitur strip. My viewpoint is more like Edison Lee’s dad in yesterday’s comic.

From John Hambrock's The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee (November 7, 2016); used w/o permission.

I figure that someone will win the 2016 American presidential election. It’ll probably a candidate from one of the two major political parties.

I think which candidate wins matters. But I also think that whoever gets the job — America will keep going. There’s a great deal more to this country than the national government.

That’s not what this post is about, though.

Whoever wins, I’m pretty sure that at least a few folks who think it’s the “wrong” candidate will make wild claims.

I’ll be talking about Satan in Sunday’s post, unless my mind wanders in another direction. That happened yesterday, which brings me to “the number of the beast” mentioned in Revelation 13:18.

And no, this won’t be a standard-issue rant. In my considered opinion, no living person is Adolf Hitler, the Antichrist, or Nero.

Triangular Numbers and Wannabe Prophets

The number is “six hundred and sixty-six” in my Bible, but a few, like the Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, say it’s ἑξακόσιοι δέκα ἕξ, 616.

The number 666 is a triangular number. There’s nothing triangular about triangular numbers: 0, 1, 3, 6, 10, 15, and so on.

But if you’ve got a triangular number of marbles, you can arrange them in an equilateral triangle. I’m just enough of a data geek to enjoy facts like that.1 Your experience may vary.

Enthusiastic wannabe prophets notwithstanding, I figure six hundred and sixty six is very possibly a reference to Nero, who couldn’t have played a fiddle while Rome burned.

The fiddle, or violin, started out as Europe’s 10th-century take on the Byzantine lyre, first mentioned by Ibn Khordadbeh. The lyre, I mean, not the fiddle, and that’s another topic.

Nero, Mostly

Nero actually did give public performances showcasing his musical talents, probably for mixed motives.

Tacitus says that some considered Nero’s celebrity status as a songster shameful. I see their point, but figure that if folks in leadership roles don’t fit the stuffed shirt stereotype, that’s their decision.

We’re still not sure exactly how the Great Fire of Rome in July 64 started. Tacitus says Nero helped rescue and rebuilding efforts, but others claimed that he set the fire.

Nero fingered Christians living in Rome, with painfully lethal results. For Christians, that is. There was more to the on-again, off-again, anti-Christian imperial policies than scapegoating a minority, and that’s yet another topic.2

About Nero and Revelation 13:18, I take the Bible very seriously. But I’m a Catholic, so I don’t try to believe that it’s written from a literalist Western/American viewpoint. (Catechism of the Catholic Church, 133)

Revelation “…abounds in unfamiliar and extravagant symbolism, which at best appears unusual to the modern reader….” Trying to understand it is possible, but “…symbolic descriptions are not to be taken as literal descriptions….”3

As for my culture’s perennial ‘end times Bible prophecies,’ I see them as exercises in futility: at best. We’ve been getting ready for our Lord’s return for two millennia. I’d be astounded if I live at the moment we’re finally done.3

Besides, as Matthew 24:427 and 24:36 says; that information seems to be given on a ‘need to know’ basis. If our Lord didn’t need to know, I certainly don’t.

I’ve got my hands full, trying to act like loving God, loving my neighbor, and seeing everyone as my neighbor, is a good idea. (Matthew 5:4344, 22:3640; Mark 12:2831; Luke 6:31, 10:2527, 2937; Catechism, 2196)

And that’s yet again another topic.

Other posts; related, and not so much:


1 Getting a grip about numbers:

2 A really quick look at Nero, Domitian, and Dachau:

3 Making sense of Revelation, a very quick look at the Catholic view:

  • New American Bible, Revelation, Introduction
  • Catechism of the Catholic Church
    • Sacred Scripture 133
    • Apocalypse and the Lamb 1137, 2159
    • ‘Last things’
      • Death and judgment 1020-1022
      • Resurrection of the body 1038-1041
      • Heaven 1042-1050
      • Hell 1033-1037
      • Purgatory 1030-1032
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